Top Ten

I read to my amusement the list of things to be done by the Malaysian cosmonaut in zero gravity. The following is my Top Ten list of things to be done by our cosmonaut in zero gravity: -

10. try top spinning and see whether it can spin any longer.

9. weave "tikar mengkuang" and see whether it becomes a flying tikar or not.

8. grate coconut and report to the Malaysian housewives whether the coconut grated in zero gravity comes out finer.

7. fly kite and write a report on whether kite is more stable in zero gravity and whether kite with "teraju tiga" is better the kite with "teraju dua".

6. count the stars and report to the Prime Minister how many star are there in the universe.

5. make dodol and see whether it cooks faster or not.

4. test whether you can sling shot a stone further in zero gravity.

3. make "teh tarik".

2. make "roti canai".

1. TRY ALL THE ABOVE AND HOPE THAT THEY DON'T HAVE TO RETURN TO EARTH DUE TO HUMILIATION.