Diversification of market

Recently, I have open up my market to not only the kind who likes their own sex but apparently now, I am also a hit to some old women. You know all these women in their sixties and their husbands probably have second or third wives already. But with all due respect to these women or older ladies, I have come out with reasons why I shall not go there.

No. 10 I want my date to be able to read the road signs without problem

No. 9 I want to hear stories other than the World War II stories

No. 8 I want to hear my date say I was born during the NEP

No. 7 I don't want instant grandchildren

No. 6 I don't want people to think that I am walking with my grandmother when I take my girlfriend out for a date

No. 5 I want my date to write me love letters instead of their final will

No. 4 I do not want to ask for permission from the warden at the old folks home to take her out for dinner

No. 3 I don't want to hear my date to say the last movie she watched at the cinema was "An Affair To Remember" starring Cary Grant and Deborah Kerr

No. 2 I can go eat steak without having my date to complain that they can't eat because they forgot their teeth

No. 1 If I get lucky, I want to fondle her breast at chest level not from the floor