Golf partner

My typical day started as usual today. I woke up, get ready to work
and I left for work. But deep down inside, I'm itching to play golf.
Thus, I started calling some people "the so called golf kaki" asking
them whether they are up for it. Well to cut long story short, one is
having a seminar while two others are having their master degree
class. I'm at home now and I wonder whether I should go and hit some
ball or not because you see, golf is very addictive. For you ladies
who are afraid to becoming a golf widow, don't even let your husband
look at a club. Once they try, they can never forget.